Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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