This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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