You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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