it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
