The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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