he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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