So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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