if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You can make out without kissing
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