Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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