Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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