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(402): View more from Nebraska

i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty

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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.

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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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(404): View more from Georgia

He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.

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(903): View more from Texas

I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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