ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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