nut hugger
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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