: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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