what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Everything about him screamed your future.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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