how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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