i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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