Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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