Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Randomize
