Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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