Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
