ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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