So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm passing your future prison.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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