careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Randomize
