make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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