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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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