Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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