At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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