Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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