4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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