I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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