After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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