Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
try to milk me bitch
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