Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Randomize
