Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize