i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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