And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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