was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Bring me that man meat
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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