He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
