The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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