would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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