ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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