maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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