The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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