i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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