he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
