i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Everything about him screamed your future.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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