We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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