honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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