Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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