I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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