Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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