Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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