I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I think I died a long time ago.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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