So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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