What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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